10 - Lorenzo M. - Revenge is Best Served In a Febreeze Can

 

Revenge is Best Served In a Febreeze Can

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You don´t touch things like fire or dry ice cause you know they are hazardous to the touch.  However some are found in pretty decorative cans like a febreeze spray which is supposed to only be used for disinfecting purposes.

My cousin, his brother and I were left unsupervised in the living room while my family was outside somewhere back when I was a kid.  But they did something to where both of them were jumping off the walls behaving like crazy people.

I didn't mind it cause they weren't bothering me as I was minding my own business playing Mario Kart.  But one of my cousins wanted to test me and tried to throw a toy at me.

I was trying to unlock something in the game so I wasn't having it so I grabbed a Febreeze can and threatened to spray him if he got near me.

Now to make me sound less evil, the can was nearly empty so I knew it wouldn't have a lot of range, it was just a scare tactic.

My cousin, being hyper, said to me ¨Oh yeah, me too¨, and walked to the kitchen to find another febreeze can.  For a few minutes you hear nothing but clicking coming from underneath the sink, and then all of sudden you hear a febreeze can be unleashed followed by crying.

My cousin sprayed himself in his left eye because the can wasn't closed.  My aunt comes rushing in screaming what happened and he explains he sprayed himself with a febreeze can.

My mom goes ¨Why a febreeze can¨, and then there's me with my Mario Kart Wii remote ¨I threatened to spray him if he got near me¨.   My mom of course gave me a dirty look and after everything was settled suggested we all play Mario Kart together.

The main lesson is to obviously not play with household products but don´t bother your cousin that´s minding their business.